Random Post about le Minecraft

[ShadowKissed]

So...I was looking up the system requirements for minecraft because I was bored...

And...this is what I found on their website:

Minecraft will not run on a toaster (despite some actually using Java), your car (feel free to prove us wrong, though), or a Chromebook.

For more information on what minecraft will and won't run on, visit:

https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/325948-minecraft-system-requirements

Thanks,

Elisha_Day

 

[MrBilly]

*Tries to run mc on a toaster and a car*

 

[ShadowKissed]

*proves mojang wrong, minecraft works on my car*

 

[MrBilly]

*proves mojang wrong, minecraft can run on a Chromebook.* (If you do some things)

 

[ShadowKissed]

*Installs Java on a toaster - tries to run minecraft on it - overloads toaster because of lack of RAM - toaster explodes - destroys world - #sadface*

 

[MrBilly]

*Gives toaster more RAM*

*Toaster stops responding*

*Shoots missile at toaster*

*Then nukes what's left of the toaster*

*And then makes more missiles and nukes*

 

[Caotical]

Roflol so you can make a nuke work but you can't tune up a toaster? It can'tbe rocket sscience can it?

 

[ShadowKissed]

You'd be surprised Caotical...toasters are extremely complex machines. Very difficult to understand, and they have an extremely large amount of components (visit this page for more info on toasters http://wiki.ece.cmu.edu/ddl/index.php/Toaster ...yes...i actually went and searched this up on google... )

On the other hand, nukes are very very easy to use ( *also searches it up on google* ) ( http://science.howstuffworks.com/nuclear-bomb.htm ) ...as you can see from this website...you press a button and it kinda explodes... (probably not...dont know...didnt read the website in the first place, it just said "how stuff works" ...but...im probably right xD )

In summary...toasters are very confusing and difficult to operate...nukes are pieces of cake (probas dont taste that good though... *eats a nuke* )

Your very experienced scientist,

Elisha_Day

[ This post took a lot of research and serious thinking, a small shout out to my very worthy sponsors (myself), who supported me all the way during this study. ]

 

[MrBilly]

*overloads nuclear reactor*

*world blows up...*

 

[ShadowKissed]

well...sorry everyone...we blew up the world...just a bit...

 

[MrBilly]

only blew up the world a little bit : http://puu.sh/capKG/64d118f2cd.jpg

 

[ShadowKissed]

well....i blew up the rest of it then xD :flintnsteel:

 

[xterminatorpro]

well isnt this just a happy nuclear-invested-ifected-ingested family. Smmile

 

[ShadowKissed]

Pretty much xD