Jokes and Useless Facts etc. :D

ShadowKissed

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Hi,

So...I was bored...

And now I made a topic for everyone to post random jokes, facts, useless stuff etc.

Have fun :D

I'll start us off:

Useless Fact
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.


P.S: If your posting a joke: put the joke down, and then make a 'spoiler' with the answer.

P.P.S: Have fun xD
 

Kingu

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Dartboards are made out of horse hairs.

P.S: Please don't be too spammy with this thread. Thanks.
 

dezil_nz

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The original Popeye got his strength from rubbing a magic hen.
 
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Anonymous

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All the planets in our Solar systems could [if lined up side-by-side] fit in the space between the Earth and the Moon. (When the moon is from the upper quartile to maximum of it's distance from us)
 

ShadowKissed

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In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

AND...

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
 

DiamondArabian

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If all the Lego bricks ever made were piled on top of one another, they would make a tower ten times as high as the distance to the Moon. :D
 

Wargarbl

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Wow that's a lot of lego.

Jesus walks into a bar and says
"I'll just have a glass of water."
 

Kingu

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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want -- he can't hear you.
 
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