Jokes and Useless Facts etc. :D

[ShadowKissed]

Hi,

So...I was bored...

And now I made a topic for everyone to post random jokes, facts, useless stuff etc.

Have fun

I'll start us off:

Useless Fact
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.


P.S: If your posting a joke: put the joke down, and then make a 'spoiler' with the answer.

P.P.S: Have fun xD

 

[Kingu]

Dartboards are made out of horse hairs.

P.S: Please don't be too spammy with this thread. Thanks.

 

[xterminatorpro]

there are no clocks in las vegas casinos (wonder why)

 

[dezil_nz]

The original Popeye got his strength from rubbing a magic hen.

 

[Anonymous]

All the planets in our Solar systems could [if lined up side-by-side] fit in the space between the Earth and the Moon. (When the moon is from the upper quartile to maximum of it's distance from us)

 

[ShadowKissed]

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

AND...

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

 

[Taniwha_410]

More than 30% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

 

[Kingu]

Ostriches have 3 Stomachs.

 

[DiamondArabian]

If all the Lego bricks ever made were piled on top of one another, they would make a tower ten times as high as the distance to the Moon.

 

[Wargarbl]

Wow that's a lot of lego.

Jesus walks into a bar and says

Spoiler

"I'll just have a glass of water."

 

[Kingu]

What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?

Spoiler

Anything you want -- he can't hear you.

 

[Taniwha_410]

Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”

 

[Taniwha_410]

A rhinoceros's horn is made of compacted hair.